And we're off to the races! Ladies and Gentlemen, the shopping holidays have begun. And being tired, lazy, full of turkey, I'm just sharing these thoughts for you to share with your loved ones who are trying to get you off your cell phone:
Quest for Parking! The Lord of the Mall Lot Dings.
The Negotiations for Giving Gifts to Those Relatives Who You Swore You Were Not Talking To Since They Brought Up The Election On Thanksgiving! And You Told Them Not To, Right, MOM! MOTHER, ARE YOU LISTENING!
This Is Why We Can't Have Nice Things!
I Don't Care If You Got the Tree Half Off Because You Noticed What Those Chipmunks Did In There.
We, Don't Want To Hear It Since You Did All Your Shopping At Amazon in Less Than One Week During Christmas!
Who's The One in the Family Who Keeps Ordering All The Pea Soup and You Know It's Not Vegan or Organic!
Remember When Time Off Meant Sleeping In
So What Restaurant Do We Need to Hook Up Ruin Chik-Fil-A's Reputation So It Can Be Open On Sunday.
....okay I have to stop now Brenda is taking the Cherry Pepsi away from me and telling me to wait in the car.